{"id":5059,"date":"2016-03-29T21:52:15","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T01:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/?p=5059"},"modified":"2016-03-29T21:54:18","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T01:54:18","slug":"poisoned-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/?p=5059","title":{"rendered":"Poisoned meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wpid-wp-1459302538569.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1459302538569\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wpid-wp-1459302538569.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been sick since Friday night when I consumed the most spectacular meat (which apparently was toxic). I went to the doctor today and received a list of medications to kill the infection. After which I need to take medication for parasites. I envision a colony of invaders taking over my insides. Maybe this is why I am gaining weight??<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a picture I had taken in happy anticipation:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wpid-wp-1459302845091.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1459302845091\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/wpid-wp-1459302845091.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick since Friday night when I consumed the most spectacular meat (which apparently was toxic). I went to the doctor today and received a list of medications to kill the infection. After which I need to take medication &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/?p=5059\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5059"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5062,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5059\/revisions\/5062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}