{"id":6670,"date":"2021-04-04T11:36:21","date_gmt":"2021-04-04T15:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/?p=6670"},"modified":"2021-04-04T11:36:17","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T15:36:17","slug":"imagine-this-scenario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/?p=6670","title":{"rendered":"imagine this scenario"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1282\" height=\"1030\" src=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/wp-16175503627688903010398593666501.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6669\" srcset=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/wp-16175503627688903010398593666501.jpg 1282w, http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/wp-16175503627688903010398593666501-300x241.jpg 300w, http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/wp-16175503627688903010398593666501-768x617.jpg 768w, http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/wp-16175503627688903010398593666501-1024x823.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1282px) 100vw, 1282px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It started getting warm yesterday, really warm. I quite like the change. One thing I don&#8217;t like is when rattle snakes come into the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The trauma was real. I grabbed a shovel and slayed it. Then we speculated about the hundreds of brothers and sisters that are probably hiding all throughout the house. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t sleep well. I dreamt of snakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It started getting warm yesterday, really warm. I quite like the change. One thing I don&#8217;t like is when rattle snakes come into the house. The trauma was real. I grabbed a shovel and slayed it. Then we speculated about &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/?p=6670\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6671,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6670\/revisions\/6671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/muchachopolaco.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}