Polish Sausage


Everyone is in a hurry to scream “racism” these days!
A customer asked “In what aisle could I find the Polish
The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”
The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask
you something.”
“If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
“Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if
I was German?”
“Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
“Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was
“Would you? Would you?”
“If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
“Well, I probably wouldn’t!”
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well
then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish because I asked for Polish
The clerk replies, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”

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0 Responses to Polish Sausage

  1. Matt says:

    A little Polock humor goes a long way!

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